The Word, Must be heard!

The Bird? No! I'm talking about the server.



Shamwow Guy Version:
So, let me get real down and anal about this situation here guys:

This is how its goes down:

Camera guy, you gettin' this?
Ya' see, the server, it ain't crackl'ackin am I right?
Ya' see, it nulls up a bit every know and then, and its happin' more frequently.
So, One slap, your gonna love it, two slaps, your gonna love it! Every time you will be saying, "Wow! This server needs to be restarted every 1 or 2 hours or so!"

And if you post in the next 20 minutes, cuz' you know I can't do this all day, I'll throw in a ANOTHER POST, FREE! (plus s&h)

Englishman Version:

Dear William Donovek,
It appears to me, that your exquisite server is at its utmost downfall with its nulling and e-frolicking. It seems to me that you've have dug yourself a hole and appear not to be out of it, please take this into consideration as I will be utmost pleased.
Sincerely,
Bob.

Normal Version:
The server needs to be restarted every 1-2 hours, it nulls, and lags, too much, and I've already discussed this with other people.


Thank you for reading, and I hope my version(s) made you think.